New Game: Bad Ballads

So you know how at the end of Disney movies or musicals the credits roll and there's a terrible pop version to the key romantic song?

"Tale as old as tiiiime...."

or

"I can show you the world..."

THOSE songs. Well, the key to Bad Ballads is to find the least appropriate song in the movie for the end-credits pop ballad. Points are awarded based on choice of song, musical composition, hilarious use of word choice, and other elements such as echoes, sparkles, and pop diva trills.

For example, Beauty and the Beast's bad ballad would be Kill the Beast, reset to pop music.

"Say a prayer (a prayer), then you're there (you're there), at the drawbridge of a castle *sparkles* and there's something truly terrible insi-e-e-eiiiii---eeeIIIIIIIIIIIIDDE!"

You know you can hear it.